Oh, *&%*!!!
Via Lisa at All Hat and No Cattle the local puppy trainer tells us that Dick “Dick” Cheney is coming to town. He’ll be here on Friday at a fund raiser for our local Congresscritter Jeff “What exactly does a clue look like?” Miller, who, with a 4 to 1 Republican majority, thinks he needs to build up a campaign fund.
While he will probably be flown from the base flightline to the Fairgrounds, which is sort of a semi-part of the base, they will shut down all of the local roads to fool terrorists. This will create a lot of terrorist thoughts among local drivers, but as “Dick” is fond of saying “So”.
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whew! dodged that bullet.
i remember well the time i was staying in daytona beach and dubya flew into town for the daytona 500. the hubbub was enough to make even a pacifist yearn for a rocket launcher.
The Shrubbery drove right in front of my window, one block away during the 2004 campaign. I didn’t want to be there, but I couldn’t go anywhere because they blocked all of the roads. Jerk!
…lack of decent (or any) broadband availability aside, there really are some advantages to a rural lifestyle…
Roger, that. It was a lot better under Clinton – he came and went and half the time you didn’t know he had been here until after he left or you saw Air Force One on the flightline on base.