We Waited Four Years For This?
It has been four years since the incident in Mossy Head revealed that the state of Florida had no law regarding bestiality. For four years the Republicans had been unable to create a law, but they were finally shamed into it … and they have managed to screw up and outlaw all sex because they don’t know how to write.
The options are for the law to be vetoed and wait for a new attempt next year, or to call a special session to fix it.
Instead of fixing the law, the world would be a better place if they “fixed” the legislature to keep them from breeding.
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Oh my … oh my … can’t breath … cats looking at me in distress… oh my.
Well, actually, I followed the link and it’s pretty clear the Lege were using the legal definition of an animal, not the scientific definition that defines man as an animal. “Animal” in legalese does not include people, just critters who *aren’t* Homo Sapiens.
Still, if it had actually outlawed all sex, it would have been effin’ hilarious…
– Badtux the Legalese-parsin’ Penguin
I have some great doggerel for you, but your spam filter doesn’t like it… I’ll email it to you, Bryan.
Just read the bill again. They refer to a definition of animals as “dumb animals”, and prohibit sex between people and “dumb animals”.
I guess that means the Lege can only have sex with themselves, in a way approved by their veterinarian :twisted:.
– Badtux the got-my-snark-back Penguin
Never mind, Bryan… I posted it at my place.
No sex Bryan? Well there is tea and improving books!
It would be a lot easier if you use “Homo sapiens” vice “person” and forbid sex outside your species. Of course, that would still be a problem for Republicans and most law enforcement officers.
For some reason I am reminded of the story of the naming of Chicken, Alaska. Originally they were going to call it “Ptarmigan”, which is a common bird in the area, but they couldn’t agree on how to spell it, so they called it “Chicken” as everyone knew how to spell that. It was probably the thought of one of the local deputies trying to spell “Homo sapiens”, or “Bestiality” when it comes to it.
Jams, it depends on how you are “improving” the books and what kind of “tea” [nudge, nudge … wink, wink]
Guess they should have left well enough alone… only pass laws we absolutely need, and maybe they’ll pay enough attention to each one to get it right!
Indeed, Mr. Ken. How *dare* they interfere with the tourist trade in Mossy Head, where men are men and goats are scared! 😈 Now Floriduh needs to get a new tourist video, the old one is no longer operative. Sheesh!
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
All they had to do was copy the law from another state, and not try to write their own version.