Are you sure we’re related?
[Editor: Since I had nothing else scheduled for 3:30AM, Ringo decided to get it over with and introduced Income, Property, Sales, and Excise to the world. Excise is the pale one. Actually I can plot world domination now that I have a white cat, it’s a requirement. It’s hard to tell but there are three “blues” and Excise.]
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It seems to me a cat named Excise should have crossed eyes (X-Eyes).
At least now you don’t have to wonder when it will happen, or how many made up the football.
Afterthought: you don’t really have to have a white cat. The Brain regularly plotted world domination with only a truly stupid pink mouse as a sidekick.
Yes, but a mouse is not likely to have a cat around [unless it’s a Republan mouse], and white cats always add panache to to drawings of ultimate weapons. I already have alligators available for the pool.
“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
“Oh, I think so, Brain, but I don’t think I can memorize an entire opera in Yiddish!”
Congratulations, Granpa!
Welcome to the wonderful world of “Where the heck are those kittens today?” Just hope Ringo doesn’t stash them under the bed where you can listen to the grrrlling, squeaking, and suck, suck, suck all night long.
On my own kitten front: the gang now has their eyes open and are beginning to do push-ups. The scrum moves more efficiently now with the larger two, Peachfuzz and Hamster, being able to lift and shove everybody in their chosen direction.
I hope you are rehearsing your lines Bryan.. Repeat after me “No, I expect you to die mr Bond”
The “names” you have chsoen are hysterical…best laugh I’ve had all morning.
By the by, I have two white cats and no one considers me an evil genius…I can’t even do a very good rendition of the bwahahaha laugh…even the white cats don’t consider me an evil genius.
Oh my goodness – Little Furry Hair-Balls! *wink* How adorable!
Great Names too! World Domination is the NEXT item on yer agenda – let me know how that one goes! *smile*
My beautiful white cat died (age 18) some years ago. Otherwise you would all be calling me Your Majesty or Your Imperial Highness or something equally distinguished.
…back to the drawing board.
I thank you one and all. We’ll have to see how it works after a few week of peeping little cries every other hour for a few weeks. That’s probably how world domination begins, with sleepless nights.
Is that what they’re doing under the bed? Planning world domination?
Figures.
A kitten can dream as it struggles for a meal.