Timing Is Everything
So on the day that the Shrubbery’s popularity drops to 28%, the White House spokeshamster, Dana Perino, tells reporters the Senate had passed “defeatist legislation” (House [218-208] & Senate [51-46]). The “defeatist legislation” authorizes $100 billion for the Shrubbery’s elective war in Iraq as well as the real war in Afghanistan.
In a masterful stroke, Congress is going to present the bill to pResident “Sub-30%” on the fourth anniversary of Mission Accomplished.
Pardon me while I exit stage left to laugh manically for a while. [Unfortunately Maru is on vacation. She will love this.]
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Spokeshamster would only be accurate if the hamster in her were as vicious and bloodthirsty as Uma, my Homicidal Hamster.
And NOBODY is as bloodthirsty as THAT little rat except Dick Cheney.
I fucking personally hate that arrogant little rich-bitch sniping psycho-cunt Perino, and think that she ought to be returned to her origins in fucking Connecticut, so that she can continue to pursue her dream of setting up the REAL Stepford “gated community.”
Every time she utters another condescending, snotty, sniping remark at a perfectly legitimate question from an actual journalist (nope, sorry, JimmyJeff GuckertGannon still don’t count), I just want to reach through the television and choke that uppity dwarf cunt until her crowns fall out and she gags on her own forked tongue.
The few times I’ve seen her I was wondering if her shrink approves of her job, because it can’t be helping the sessions. She probably wanted to be in fashion marketing and the family couldn’t get her a job. I think she could be saved if she has a friend who would intervene and make her admit she needs help.
Her roots are actually in Colorado, although she seems to want to avoid them, as I doubt she’s welcome at Vail.
Colorado, Connecticut, Wyoming, Montana — they’ve all got their little enclaves of nouveau-riche or old-money white trash who try to control the world from their wooded estates. Stepford is universal nowadays, hon. Well, for the privileged, anyway. And all of the Martha-Stewart-wannabes.
She’s a “hanger on” a wannabe important person who thinks here job provides something that’s missing for her life. She needs to find something she enjoys doing and go do it, because being a shill didn’t get Willie Loman anywhere, and no one will pay any attention to her outside the Beltway.