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The Hamster Conspiracy

What are hamsters up to?

Glen at Brooklyn Bridge notes that Jack Abramoff included a night-time search for a missing hamster in his request for sentencing leniency.

Everyone should remember John Kerry’s hamster CPR episode.

There are hamsters in politics and television. There are even hamster porn sites.

Do you know where hamsters come from: Syria, Russia, China, and the central Asian countries of the former Soviet Union.

Have you heard about Hybrid Hamsters?



1 Anya { 03.30.06 at 7:03 pm }

Well, the dolphins have already left by methods of their own. Can the hamsters and white mice be far behind?

“So long, and thanks for all the pellets.”

2 Bryan { 03.30.06 at 7:58 pm }

My experience with hamsters left me wondering how they could output more “pellets” than they took in.

3 Glen { 03.31.06 at 12:41 pm }

I’d forgotten the “Kerry saves the hamster” episode. Since when did hamsters become a necessary part of political life?

4 Bryan { 03.31.06 at 12:53 pm }

I tell Glen it’s a conspiracy. The immigration thing is a red herring as the hamsters seize control of the government.