Bad Ideas
I can’t recommend strongly enough that you should not use crack and then go skinny-dipping in a lake with alligators.
The BBC reports on a US man saved from alligator jaws. “Four members of the Polk County [Florida] Sheriff department waded through waist-deep mud in the dark to reach Adrian Apgar, 45, and pull him free from the alligator.”
The 12-foot ‘gator was later captured by a trapper, no doubt based on the fact that in was the only ‘gator in the lake in handcuffs [sorry, local joke referencing Florida police procedures].
As I was speaking of jokes, you might want to see Alliance of Wimpiness by Mark Fiore.
