Sock Gnome Identified

by Bryan

The Beeb tells us of the Mystery surrounds a feline felon. It would appear that the gnome is masquerading as a tuxedo cat, at least in Britain. Of course, everyone knows that some British tuxedo cats are evil.

8 comments

1 hipparchia { 05.02.09 at 5:52 pm }: i’m sure it’s all part of their evil plan for world domination
2 Bryan { 05.02.09 at 8:59 pm }: I’m sure that they are training for something bigger, like the nuclear codes.
3 Kryten42 { 05.02.09 at 10:18 pm }: YUP!! But that’s a funny story, especially because it seems nobody wants to admit their sox are being kittynicked! LOL

Never underestimate the evil plans of Cats! Be afraid…
4 Bryan { 05.02.09 at 10:21 pm }: I know that mine steal my socks, because I find their hoards when I move furniture to clean.
5 hipparchia { 05.03.09 at 11:24 am }: the nuclear codes are hidden in somebody’s dirty socks?

hipparchia´s last blog post..12 cats a blanket do make
6 Bryan { 05.03.09 at 12:27 pm }: They are in a small suitcase, another frequent target.
7 Moi { 05.06.09 at 9:30 pm }: American orange cats are thieves, too. I still haven’t found my diamond. :/

Moi´s last blog post..PA Act 62 Goes into Effect July 1
8 Bryan { 05.06.09 at 10:03 pm }: If experience is any guide, you will find it at about 2AM firmly implanted in the instep of a bare foot.

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