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Sock Gnome Identified

The Beeb tells us of the Mystery surrounds a feline felon. It would appear that the gnome is masquerading as a tuxedo cat, at least in Britain. Of course, everyone knows that some British tuxedo cats are evil.

8 comments

1 hipparchia { 05.02.09 at 5:52 pm }

i’m sure it’s all part of their evil plan for world domination

2 Bryan { 05.02.09 at 8:59 pm }

I’m sure that they are training for something bigger, like the nuclear codes.

3 Kryten42 { 05.02.09 at 10:18 pm }

YUP!! But that’s a funny story, especially because it seems nobody wants to admit their sox are being kittynicked! LOL

Never underestimate the evil plans of Cats! Be afraid…

4 Bryan { 05.02.09 at 10:21 pm }

I know that mine steal my socks, because I find their hoards when I move furniture to clean.

5 hipparchia { 05.03.09 at 11:24 am }

the nuclear codes are hidden in somebody’s dirty socks?

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6 Bryan { 05.03.09 at 12:27 pm }

They are in a small suitcase, another frequent target.

7 Moi { 05.06.09 at 9:30 pm }

American orange cats are thieves, too. I still haven’t found my diamond. :/

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8 Bryan { 05.06.09 at 10:03 pm }

If experience is any guide, you will find it at about 2AM firmly implanted in the instep of a bare foot.