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Seasons Greetings

Evergreen

Happy NODWISH

Whatever

It is time to wish my family and friends: [select one]

Happy NODWISH
Merry Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
С Рождеством Христовым
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
Mer Juli
Happy Hogwatch
Happy Christmas

and hope they are visited by: [select one]

Дед Мороз
Saint Nicholas
Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
Pere Noël
Babbo Natale
Los Reyes Magos
Hogfather
Father Christmas

who leaves good things in their: [select one]

Stockings
Boots
Shoes
Clogs
Box
Pillow Case
[some people are greedy]

rather than the: [select one]

Lump of Coal
Raw Liver
Bloody Bones
Birch Switch
Sticks

some of them may deserve.

Don’t forget to leave out the: [select one]
Oats
Hay
Grass
Turnips

For the: [select one]

Horses
Reindeer
Donkey
Camel
Goat
Boars

And: [select one]

Vodka & perozhki
Milk & Cookies
Wine & bread
Sherry & pork pie

For the driver.

2 comments

1 oldwhitelady { 12.17.06 at 9:07 pm }

Ha! I think a lump of coal is a MUUUUUCH better gift than raw liver!

2 Bryan { 12.17.06 at 9:38 pm }

Actually the liver was a threat that my great grandmother from Berlin was constantly threatening kids with near Christmas. I’m not aware of anyone else using it, but she never wavered in the threat.

A piece of liver with onions and a slice of bacon makes a pretty good meal, and a lump of coal would be pretty handy in the winter, especially to cook the liver.