Senator M&M Says ‘Quack’
Florida’s junior Senator, Mel Martinez (R-Havana), doesn’t want to play any more.
In as much as he had no base in Florida outside of Calle Ocho in Miami, having been hand-picked by the Hedgemony to run in 2004, a move that ticked off Florida Republicans, and faced with a “fun” re-election in 2010, Senator Martinez has decided to “retire” from the Senate after one term.