Time For A Newsbiscuit
Government appoint Drugs Rasputin to make drugs seem really really sinister
Home Secretary, Alan Johnson, has appointed an evil Russian mystic as the government’s new drugs adviser. His role will be to tell the government exactly what they want to hear and to make drugs seem far more dangerous than they actually are.
Jehovah’s Witness kept talking all evening after making mistake of opening door to trick-or-treaters
The family of Mark Loveday, a 38-year-old Jehovah’s Witness from Lewisham, South London, was today regretting his ever having opened the front door to trick-or-treaters after he became embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.
It makes as much sense as anything in the media, and they have better proofreaders.
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Only slightly OT, Ironic Times displayed, as one of its scrolling banner headlines, “Czars, Tsars spar.” Say that quickly three times in succession!
.-= last blog ..Election Results =-.
Not a problem for someone who can say “Zdravstvuite!” [Hi! in Russian]