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Happy Sales and Returns Day

Wren

While December 26th is celebrated by a lot of people in the US in shopping malls returning gifts or taking advantage of inventory clearance sales, there are other celebrations.

It is the first day of the Kwanzaa celebration, which is explained at the link.

It is Boxing Day, a celebration of noblisse oblige when the upper classes bestow gifts on the lower and the contents of the poor boxes are distributed. Under the feudal system this was part of the “contract,” the mutual system of obligations that tied the system together.

As the feast of St. Stephen it honors the first Christian martyr, but Ireland’s Saint Stephen’s Day celebration is a bit different and is the reason for the wren on this post.

However, this post is really my complaint about “Good King Whatshisface.”

I have always found Good King Wenceslas really annoying.

This is a real guy, although he was the Duke of Bohemia, and not a king, he was a real member of the 10th century aristocracy, and he is the patron saint of the Czech Republic. He is revered as a kind man for the way he treated children and slaves. Apparently owning slaves is fine as long as you don’t kill too many.

His mother had his grandmother, her mother-in-law, strangled, and he forced his mother out at sword point. He sounds more like he was ready for Dr. Phil, than canonization.

So then we get to the song. The song says that on Saint Stephen’s Day, the day after Christmas, he sees one of his peasants out scrounging up fallen limbs to heat his humble hovel, and Wenceslas carries food and a few logs to the peasant’s abode to brighten up the holiday.

At the time commoners weren’t allowed to cut trees for firewood nor hunt, as those were the rights of the aristocracy. They were allowed to pick up dead limbs in the forest to heat their homes. They would have a fire in their shacks and a smoke hole in the roof, not a fireplace, so the logs weren’t going to be useful unless they were split.

On the day after Christmas there were sure to be a lot of leftovers that would go to the kennels, so the “Good King” Wenceslas was carting dog food to a peasant, who was expected to be overcome with gratitude at the beneficence of his Duke.

There is a happy ending: Wenceslas was murdered by his brother’s goons after five years of oppressing the peasants.

The Church felt kindly towards Wenceslas because his mother was rather repressive towards the Church, while he wasn’t, so he became a martyr.

Wenceslas reminds me of all of the people who make a donation so poor people can have a good Christmas dinner, without a thought about what they have to eat the rest of the year.

6 comments

1 Karen { 12.26.06 at 9:18 am }

Yep…I just LOVE Revisionist History 101 (see the Rethuglicans are not the first in this category…but maybe one day we’ll all be singing a variation of For Thee, George Bush, O Dear, Dear Country – for Our Savior of the Nation, if they have their way with the GW Presidential Library. *snark*)

Happy Boxing Day!

2 ellroon { 12.26.06 at 10:20 am }

Rats! The delightful vision of a goodly king stomping out into the snow to share food is totally ruined. Now I see a Bush kinda guy tossing chicken bones out his limo….

Well, I’d rather know the truth than anything else, but damn! Soon you’ll be telling me Christmas is a conglomeration of all sorts of pagan rituals and dates commandeered by a dominant religion….

3 ellroon { 12.26.06 at 10:22 am }

And by the way, NEVER go shopping at the local mall on the 26th and park in the back lot with no easy exits. That’s all I’m gonna say about that!

4 Bryan { 12.26.06 at 4:25 pm }

When you consider that bards were paid by the upper classes, Karen, it is not surprising that songs rarely criticized that group.

Ellroon, the Shrubbery doesn’t believe the oblige part of the frame, he charge people for the bones. [I had to go to a hardware store today, I understand.]

5 Steve Bates { 12.27.06 at 12:56 am }

Happy sales… to you…
Until… we meet… again…

(Sorry. I saw Roy and Dale at a rodeo when I was a kid, and it marked me for life.)

6 Bryan { 12.27.06 at 9:46 am }

Don’t remind me, the man had his horse stuffed!