Man Of The Year?
Time magazine has decided not to decide because they aren’t the “decider” and declared ‘Net users the “Man of the Year.”
As August Pollak so eloquently puts it: Lamer than anything that has ever been deemed lame.
Atrios wonders why Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was under consideration?
Simple answer: Because Time doesn’t understand that the President of Iran doesn’t quite have the political power of the Prince of Wales.
Update: I bought the album – from TBogg: We’re so lame, we probably think this story is about us
December 16, 2006 4 Comments
Seasons Greetings
Happy NODWISH
Whatever
It is time to wish my family and friends: [select one]
Happy NODWISH
Merry Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
С Рождеством Христовым
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
Mer Juli
Happy Hogwatch
Happy Christmas
and hope they are visited by: [select one]
Дед Мороз
Saint Nicholas
Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
Pere Noël
Babbo Natale
Los Reyes Magos
Hogfather
Father Christmas
who leaves good things in their: [select one]
Stockings
Boots
Shoes
Clogs
Box
Pillow Case [some people are greedy]
rather than the: [select one]
Lump of Coal
Raw Liver
Bloody Bones
Birch Switch
Sticks
some of them may deserve.
Don’t forget to leave out the: [select one]
Oats
Hay
Grass
Turnips
For the: [select one]
Horses
Reindeer
Donkey
Camel
Goat
Boars
And: [select one]
Vodka & perozhki
Milk & Cookies
Wine & bread
Sherry & pork pie
For the driver.
December 16, 2006 2 Comments
