It’s Chilly Outside

by Bryan

For Ellroon, who watches all squirrelly things.

8 comments

1 Anya { 11.07.10 at 5:00 pm }: Okay, now I know why the squirrels around here are so overweight: Domino’s done it!
2 Bryan { 11.07.10 at 6:44 pm }: It’s all the milk fat in the cheese. The government is pushing it.
3 ellroon { 11.09.10 at 10:26 am }: It’s a government conspiracy!!!1!
4 Bryan { 11.09.10 at 10:34 am }: Well, the Tea Baggers are certainly squirrelly enough, and they are controlling the Republicans.
5 Badtux { 11.09.10 at 10:58 am }: And you’ve never seen a skinny tea bagger, except for the ancient ones so old that they’ve shed their adult fat on their way to becoming that skeleton in the coffin. So it all makes sense!

– Badtux the (it does?!) Penguin
6 Bryan { 11.09.10 at 1:14 pm }: You have to gain weight, Badtux, to qualify for your “free Powerchair” paid for by Medicare 😈
7 oldwhitelady { 11.10.10 at 9:45 pm }: Excellent! I wonder how they managed to dial the number for the pizza place:)
8 Bryan { 11.10.10 at 10:59 pm }: They have it on speed-dial as 2. Everyone knows that 2 is pizza delivery 😉

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Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

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The Culture Ghost

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Abbé Arnaud-Amaury of Citeaux

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Heinrich Heine

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Mark Twain

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John Rogers

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