Float An Idea
Athenae makes a great point in her look at the Lamont campaign: more floats.
If I had the time and money, Jeff Miller would not go anywhere in the district without something like this following him around.
I’d probably add a few oily hand prints on the truck to go with a series of short hits:
Miller prefers:
- Corporations over Cobia
- Tar balls over Turtles
- Petroleum over Porpoises
- Natural Gas over Nature’s Grace
- Profits over Paradise
Just a few reminders of his vote on offshore drilling.
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Maybe the float driver could hand out out customized “Tar-Off” wipes, too.
>> Campaign Cash over Clearwater
>> Moolah over manatees
>> Big Oil over Boggy Bayou
…this is fun…
…although you might need a bigger truck…
Good idea, John. Someone standing near the end of any reception line offering the wipes to those who have shaken Miller’s hand.
At $3/gallon it would get expensive because you have to do some driving to get from point to point. A full-sized van would provide more space for signs, but it would raise the derrick too high to be be seen close up and could get snagged in wires on our rural roads.