All The World’s A Stage…
But the US keeps putting on farces.
From the St. Petersburg Times: Suspect in downtown St. Petersburg evacuation is light, flaky and buttery
Dozens of people were evacuated. A street corner was shut down. The bomb squad was called.
More than two hours later, police discovered what the bag contained: a croissant.
The comments were interesting though:
– Dick and Liz Cheney held a new conference to credit the Bush administration policies for keeping us safe from terrorist baked goods. They allege that if we keep following the current administration, we’ll be a nation continually on the defense from attacking bagels and pastries.
– Somewhere Osama Bin Laden is laughing at us all. This dude has us all so scared that we see an abandoned croissant and call the bomb squad. If that doesn’t say the terrorists have won, I don’t know what does.
– Police suspect the French resistance group… Pièce de résistance is responsible.
So far no one has attempted “Hey, it was crescent-shaped, so it was a Muslim plot to test our security.”