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News Flash!

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert announced in a news conference in a cemetery [I’m not kidding, a cemetery] that he would fire any member of his staff who covered up the Mark Foley affair [or outed Valery Plame or killed OJ’s ex-wife].

Not to be nasty, Denny, but at this point I think your staff has looked at the polls and are already filing for unemployment.