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Apparently the guild rules on saying “recession” only apply to the United States, because Fallenmonk and Susie Madrak both noticed a James Quinn article in the Telegraph [UK] about the Merrill Lynch economist who used the “magic word”: “David Rosenberg, the bank’s chief North American economist, argues that a weakening employment picture and declining retail sales signal the economy has tipped into its first month of recession.”

I also found the first line of the article interesting: “The US has entered its first full-blown economic recession in 16 years, according to investment bank Merrill Lynch.”

Essentially he is saying that that the supposed “recession” that Clinton left for the Shrubbery wasn’t, in fact, a true recession under guild rules, because 16 years ago, 1992, the President’s last name was Bush.

John W. Schoen, Senior Producer at MSNBC provides the official guild rules in: Aren’t we already in a recession?

We pick our words carefully, and the word recession has a very specific meaning. Though popular definitions vary, the term generally refers to a period of more than a few months of declining gross domestic product. Economic conditions in some regions of the U.S. (especially in the industrial Midwest) and some industries (like housing) already appear to be headed in reverse. But a national recession can’t be confirmed until the economic data show that the overall economy is in decline. (Further, economists, academics and investment analysts have, since World War II, relied on the National Bureau of Economic Research, a private research group, to provide the “official” timing and severity of recessions.)

Who knew that the “National Bureau of Economic Research” owned a trademark on recession™? I guess I should be talking about an “economic downturn” to avoid problems. I note that while he claims “a very specific meaning”, his definition is a bit vague and unsatisfactory.

The BBC also weighs in on the Merrill Lynch report: Recession in the US ‘has arrived’

Its [Merrill Lynch’s] view is controversial, with banks such as Lehman Brothers disagreeing.

But a reserve member of the committee that sets US rates warned that it could do little about the below-trend growth expected in the next six months.

“I am concerned that developments on the inflation front will make the Fed’s policy decisions more difficult in 2008,” Charles Plosser, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia said.

He was referring to the problems faced by the US Federal Reserve, which might want to cut interest rates to avoid a recession, but is worried about inflationary factors such as $100-a-barrel oil.

But NBER [National Bureau of Economic Research] president Martin Feldstein denied Merrill’s claims.

“I think we’re not in a recession now,” he told CNBC.

“But I think there is a serious risk that it could get worse and we could see an actual downturn,” he added.

Merrill said that the current consensus view on Wall Street that there is a good chance of avoiding a recession is “in denial”.

It also objected to the use of euphemistic terms for the state of the economy.

“To say that the backdrop is ‘recession like’ is akin to an obstetrician telling a woman that she is ‘sort of pregnant’,” the report said.

Methinks ’tis time for the Black Knight sketch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail“It’s only a flesh wound” . Who knew economists working on Wall Street could be snarky?

6 comments

1 Michael { 01.09.08 at 2:32 am }

Perhaps they shall decree no more recessions, for the word may not be used any longer, and henceforth we must call them by another name. And I’d like another shrubbery.

2 Suburban Guerrilla » Blog Archive » Only A Flesh Wound { 01.09.08 at 6:23 am }

[…] And it’s not really a recession (thanks to Dumka): […]

3 Brian76239 { 01.09.08 at 9:06 am }

This is all just part of the Bubble maintenance program.
When inflation numbers became annoying, the masters of the universe
just decided to remove energy and food costs from the calculation.
Problem solved. I knew the numbers were rigged when the masters
quietly stopped reporting M3.

4 Bryan { 01.09.08 at 10:58 am }

This is “name magic” – if you use the name you invoke the demon, so don’t ever use the name, which means that there are graduates of Hogwarts as well as the Wharton School among the economists. It sounds like a Divination class with Professor Trelawney.

Yes, Brian, I have always loved the bit about removing the “volitile” food and energy numbers when talking about inflation and cost of living adjustments – as if no one ever bought food or paid a utility bill. Anything to mask reality.

5 Kryten42 { 01.15.08 at 11:20 pm }

Note: I meant to reply to this a few days ago. So as it’s a bit old, you can ignore this. 🙂

Isn’t that what’s meant by *Creative Accounting*? We do the same garbage here (fudge the figures). Unemployment as an example. Here, if you are under 16 or over 45 you are no longer considered *unemployed* if you have no income (what you are in those cases hasn’t been enunciated as far as I know), also, you are only considered unemployed whilst registered as unemployed. If you work more than 3 hours per week, you are not unemployed (how you are expected to live on the income of 3 hours per week (not counting high-paid prostitutes, lawyers and brain surgeons) is simply ignored.

Lies, damned lies, and statistics! Right. 🙂

6 Bryan { 01.16.08 at 12:17 am }

In most states you aren’t allowed to work, except on your family’s farm, until you’re 16, but 45 is an absurd cut-off, as is 3 hours/week. How are people supposed to figure out what’s going on…oh. Never mind.